HIGHLIGHTS FROM MY DESKTOP
Spoiler alert it's a combo of weird secrets and dumb screenshots
- •From the dmv websiteHAHAHA
- •More like Kristina BlazermanI want her to be my wife and my mom but not at the same time
- •PDF of my W2
- •... ;)
- •She's like me but smarter, funnier, hotter, cooler name spelling, etc.
- •Pic of my boob when my nipple was piercedThis is a historical document of my former bravery and badassery. Sorry I hurt you tho boobie!
- •@mollygarber and @puddle having a shame spiral
- •PDF of my entire medical historyBoring and a mild bummer
- •Cory being perfect & my idolHOW could the judges eliminate him 😭
- •Moms imogen heap ringtone debacle
- •Pic of my therapist playing guitarFacebook stalked him. Did not add him. Picture not included for his sake but trust me he looks awesome.
- •This one speaks for itself.