IN MY EYES THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

  1. 1.
    Thinks the dress is blue and black, wanted birdman to win, "just isn't that into" chocolate, is exclusively a cat person, thinks adnan did it and is generally wrong in their opinions and tastes.
  2. 2.
    Knows the dress is white and gold, wanted boyhood to win, owns a chocolate fountain (90's bar/bat mitzvah style), worships dogs (D O G <--> G O D (!!!)), knows jay totally did it and generally just *Gets It*.