THE LAST FOUR NAMES I SEARCHED ON FACEBOOK AND WHY

A true depiction of some compulsive behaviors
  1. 1.
    My ex
    In pursuit of answers to the obvious questions: Did he get married since I last checked his profile a week ago? Did he get cuter? Uglier?
  2. 2.
    I was specifically seeking to revisit the ASMR YouTube channel @elaina posted on your wall. Thanks for sending me down that rabbit hole (twice), guys. It was a real trip.
  3. 3.
    Adnan Syed
    I believe he is innocent and would have sent him a friend request if I could find him on there.
  4. 4.
    My dad
    He has a highly valuable yet underrated internet presence.