THE LAST FOUR NAMES I SEARCHED ON FACEBOOK AND WHY
A true depiction of some compulsive behaviors
- •My exIn pursuit of answers to the obvious questions: Did he get married since I last checked his profile a week ago? Did he get cuter? Uglier?
- •I was specifically seeking to revisit the ASMR YouTube channel @elaina posted on your wall. Thanks for sending me down that rabbit hole (twice), guys. It was a real trip.
- •Adnan SyedI believe he is innocent and would have sent him a friend request if I could find him on there.
- •My dadHe has a highly valuable yet underrated internet presence.