Things shitty rich people say

DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE ALL 100% REAL Location: Hamptons
  1. Does this sparkling water come in lemon?
  2. Do you know where I can find a nicer carafe than these dirty crystal ones?
  3. Yeah? Well it IS a problem when I don't have 4 pant options for the 4th of July.
  4. I can't believe they don't have an acai-berry juice press option, why are we even here?
  5. Well, what do you do all summer if you aren't in the hamptons?
  6. UGH
  7. But wait...I don't get it
  8. Can't we just like...buy it?
  9. Wow! I love your tattoos, and I hate tattoos, they just look so...well..you know
  10. Omg I'm so tired from shopping all day I can't even walk up these stairs
  11. Like^3, looooove like omg.
  12. We were just drunk on rosè so whatever
  13. This could be like s'cute if it just was...newer
  14. Love love love love loveeee this old blue thing, idk why I even like it though
  15. I heard these stores...have like real old stuff
  16. What's your name? Rachel? Let's connect immediately
  17. This watermelon juice press doesn't taste like red watermelon, it tastes like green watermelon...this is so stupid
  18. Hey dude, just lookin around, I may come back with my dad if I see something cool. Where am I? this place is pretty chill
  19. I think I'm just going to wait to lose my favorite sunglasses before getting these