THINGS I THINK WHEN I'M WATCHING A CHRIS HEMSWORTH LOOK-A-LIKE CHANGE MY OIL

  1. I am so jealous of my car right now
  2. A lube express can mean something VERY DIRTY
  3. How does one sensually speak to a lube technician
  4. I wonder if he knows I want him or maybe he just thinks I'm really into my car
  5. I seriously need a boyfriend
  6. Or a mimosa
  7. Or both
  8. I should put lip gloss on so when he tells me my car is ready, I can sensually talk to him about my tire treads