THOUGHTS AT 3:51PM ON A MONDAY
- •What the hell, how is it only 3:51?
- •I don't know if I can do this for two more hours.
- •Oh f&$*!! I have a work event tonight.
- •Will anyone notice if I pour Jameson into my iced coffee?
- •Is that even going to be good?
- •Can I take a nap in the bathroom?
- •Um, no that would be gross.
- •Have I already used my period as an excuse this month?
- •What! I've been writing this list and it's only 3:56? It's only been five minutes?!