1. What the hell, how is it only 3:51?
  2. I don't know if I can do this for two more hours.
  3. Oh f&$*!! I have a work event tonight.
  4. Will anyone notice if I pour Jameson into my iced coffee?
  5. Is that even going to be good?
  6. Can I take a nap in the bathroom?
  7. Um, no that would be gross.
  8. Have I already used my period as an excuse this month?
  9. What! I've been writing this list and it's only 3:56? It's only been five minutes?!