Thoughts I Have at the Hairdresser's

  1. THAT'S TOO SHORT
  2. My head just lost 5kg
  3. Is that a grey hair?
  4. Why is she asking me my plans for Christmas? It's only June!
  5. Oh my God, it's actually October. What have I been doing with my life?
  6. Can I get a dollar every time I get asked if I'm going to specialise when I graduate? Maybe then I'll be able to pay for med school without a loan.
  7. Maybe I should get a fringe
  8. I should never get a fringe
  9. Why does complimentary coffee have to be synonymous with cold, undrinkable coffee?