Thoughts I Have at the Hairdresser's
- •THAT'S TOO SHORT
- •My head just lost 5kg
- •Is that a grey hair?
- •Why is she asking me my plans for Christmas? It's only June!
- •Oh my God, it's actually October. What have I been doing with my life?
- •Can I get a dollar every time I get asked if I'm going to specialise when I graduate? Maybe then I'll be able to pay for med school without a loan.
- •Maybe I should get a fringe
- •I should never get a fringe
- •Why does complimentary coffee have to be synonymous with cold, undrinkable coffee?