TINDER IS STUPID

👆🏻enough said.
  1. Tinder is stupid. Why am I doing this?
  2. Oh right, because Marina made me a profile as we drank wine.
  3. @daniellelepire encouraged it
  4. Swipe left. Swipe left. Swipe left.
  5. Wait, did I actually swipe right for someone?
  6. And they matched me? That quick?
  7. Swipe left.
  8. Nope. Nope. Nope.
  9. This is shallow.
  10. What am I doing?!
  11. They must not realize the handful I am.
  12. But he had a funny bio. Swipe right.
  13. ABORT MISSION. I saw someone from school!
  14. Ok ok. I'm deleting this tomorrow.