UNREALISTIC LIFE EXPECTATIONS

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  1. You can eat all the junk food you want and still look as good as Rory and Lorelei.
  2. You will be accepted by every Ivy League school you apply to.
  3. You can have a leisurely breakfast at a diner before catching the bus to school.
  4. Your best friend will either be a gourmet chef or drummer in a band.
    (Two really cool gigs.)
  5. Your grandma will handle interior design for your dorm.
  6. College newsrooms are actually buzzing with real news.
  7. You and your friends will constantly share witty banter.
  8. Rhinestones are acceptable on all kinds of clothing.
  9. Your high school enemy will become one of your best friends.