1. Ten minutes of: do I want ice cream?
  2. Should I buy kombucha even though it is not on sale for fifty cents off?
  3. Five minutes of: do I want ice cream sandwiches?
  4. Can I buy less than twenty-four at once?
  5. Without paying nine dollars for six organic ones?
  6. Where is the breakfast tea that is not too expensive but not so cheap I'll imagine I'm drinking pesticides?
  7. Why is the only box wine that isn't franzia a merlot?
  8. Have I been here so long that security guard thinks that I'm shoplifting?
  9. Should I give up and just get fries at McDonald's?
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