Stages of dieting!

  1. Ummm.... I don't give a crap...pass the brownies!
  2. Why don't my jeans fit?
  3. My hips and thighs are just genetically going to be this big...there's nothing I can do.
  4. How did she lose weight?
  5. Maybe I should try to do something.
  6. I weigh that much???
  7. Guess who signed onto a new diet plan! Wish me luck.