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I was really hoping this could be a communal effort.
  1. Steven Spielbird
  2. Jake Gylenhawk
  3. Mia Sparrow
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Take a break from the terrifying prospects of our current political nightmare and bask in the glory of Former Vice President Dan Quayle's bumbling idiocy. Pt. I: (1-5) Dan Quayle struggles with basic geography. Pt. II: (6-11) So close! Pt. III: (12-18) ???? Pt. IV (19-21) Dan Quayle is painfully aware of his own mouth-garbage
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    "It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago!"
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    "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
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    "I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix!"
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I have found Google's auto fill suggestions are significantly more interesting when questions are phrased in the "parlance of the unintelligent".
  1. "How make honey?"
  2. "How come farts smell worse in the shower?"
  3. "How come glue come from horses?"
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    Mail yourself an ornate letter to your home or place of work, addressed Monsieur/mademoiselle. Let S.O./coworker find it: "Hey you got a letter!" Read it slowly as onlookers' curiosity builds, then casually light it on fire and vaguely threateningly say, "No, I didn't." Calmly get up and leave, never to return again.
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    Learn a few lines of an obscure language, then have fake phone arguments in said language as you enter your office.
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    Quietly mutter to yourself "it's working!" Every time someone around you sneezes.
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