THINGS I PRETEND TO LIKE SO I DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT NOT LIKING THEM

  1. JAPs
    (Jewish American princes or princesses)
  2. Considering a frat party as weekend plans
  3. Hanging out with your girlfriend who I hear is a real bitch
    Because that's all you say about her
  4. Your new life goals that you'll never even attempt to accomplish
  5. Art museums
  6. People who don't act themselves
    For some stupid reason like trying to please JAPs
  7. Listening to you complain about your female friend who is clingy and treats you like you're dating
    ...but I'm dating you
  8. Political correctness
    So much effort