My Areas of Expertise

Basic list of things I'm good at
  1. Being handsome
  2. Getting bits of chicken out of my teeth using my tongue 2 days after eating the chicken
    Flavor saver
  3. Vaping
  4. I am almost able to tie a knot in a cherry stem with my mouth
    Not there quite yet, but soon
  5. Tricking people into signing contracts
  6. Vape tricks
  7. Listening to dubstep
  8. Being a radical right wing conservative socialist
  9. Flipping vape pens for profit