Things that are great for a short amount of time
  1. The cold side of the pillow
    Lasts for a good 10 seconds after you flip it over
  2. Double Bubble
    That orgasmic flavor only lasts a minute or two
  3. Hot tubs
    At first it's really hot and feels good for a few minutes, but then you get really sweaty from the nipples up
  4. The voice that you get from sucking the helium out of a balloon
    Another minute or two would be nice
  5. The clean feeling after brushing your teeth
    Wears off too quickly
  6. The buzz you get after eating an entire baby, piece by piece
    It's great, but short lived