Wisdom I can impart on you as a result of my perpetual avoidance of a significant tri-monthly expense, all for a stranger to cut off any progress my scalp has made
  1. Your hair is stronger than you think.
    Everyone's like blah blah split ends blah blah. Whatever
  2. Long hair comes to those who wait.
    Nothing worth having comes easy, fast or cheap.
  3. Be the leading lady of your hair life.
    Go out and get what you want out of your hair.
  4. Never underestimate the power of a good dry shampoo
  5. The opposite of patience is haircuts
  6. It's not that you can't, it's that you won't.
  7. Some days people will say nothing but "wow your hair is so long"
    Not quite a compliment but certainly not an insult and as a result will leave you at a loss for how to respond.
  8. When all else fails, realize that no one really cares about your hair
    The only person who has to like your hair is you
  9. If you want a lot of hair, you can't be cutting it off every day
    Always remember that you choose your own hair destiny.