Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. This shark cracked me up.
    Mainly because I have a friend who thinks he's Garfield or something.
  2. Mr. DNA or whatever from Jurassic Park
    Duh. Sassy Jurassic Park cartoon. Why wouldn't I screenshot this?
  3. Ukelele chords for Goodbye Joe
    I know two chords on the uke. These are those two.
  4. Our Guest Room/Office
    Let's be honest. It's a mess and feels super cramped right now. I'm trying to figure out a way to make it not be a cramped hot mess.
  5. I saw this collar on Last Man on Earth...
    ...became OBSESSED with it, tweeted at the costume people for LMoE until they sent me the link for it, then ate a pint of Haagen-Daaz because there's no way I will ever afford a $200 collar.