GREETINGS I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO RANKED BY HOW RIDICULOUS THEY ARE

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    How's it going?
    Do you say hi? Do you say its going well? Are you supposed to ask "how it's going" for them? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? HOW IS WHAT GOING??!!?!
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    What's up?
    Who started this? They are the worst. Maybe these are both rhetorical questions, and you're just supposed to say hi back. Why do these exist?