10 THINGS NOT TO SAY ON A 1ST DATE

Yes, I've heard all of these in some form...
  1. 1.
    You don't look like your picture.
  2. 2.
    I'm separated but I still live with my wife.
  3. 3.
    You're older than I thought you were.
  4. 4.
    I hate my ex with a passion.
  5. 5.
    Can I come in to use your bathroom?
  6. 6.
    One more Scotch, for the road.
  7. 7.
    I forgot my wallet.
  8. 8.
    I lied about my age in my profile. I'm really 55, but I'm a really fit guy.
  9. 9.
    Are you sure that you should be having that dessert?
  10. 10.
    Do you believe in love at first sight?