THINGS I'VE LEARNED IN COLLEGE

I am currently attending an academic institution and want to share what I have learned here...
  1. I am dumb
    In high school I was hot shit. All of my professors loved me and I had an answer to everything. No one was better than me. In college everyone is better than me. No question about it I am the dumbest person in the room constantly
  2. You can't be anything you want
    You're not that smart and you'll never have those types of resources
  3. People actually live on farms
    I had never met anyone who didn't grow up in a large city. What do you mean you have A movie theater?
  4. I don't *actually* want to be an adult
    I couldn't wait to graduate from high school and "start my life" and now I am absolutely terrified about graduating college. I want nothing to do with it. I spend most of my life talking about how I never want to graduate.