1. "Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?"
    It was a different Burr
  2. "We hold these truths to be self evident that all men are created equal"
    Preach, Angelica.
  3. "This congress does not speak for me"
    Maybe Samuel Seabury wasn't such an idiot
  4. "I was chosen for the Constitutional Convention"
    Turns out it was a pretty important convention
  5. "...pissed him off until we had a two-party system"
    Did you know that happened at said important convention?