Because the feeder is empty
  1. A house finch
  2. Two generic brown birds
  3. A chickadee
  4. Another chickadee
  5. A woodpecker
    Can't remember which kind. And frankly, woodpecker, aren't you supposed to be pecking--not eating from a feeder?
  6. Nuthatch
    Funny how mad they can look even while upside down
  7. Another random brown bird
    Do you think there's room for a "all brown birds look the same?" joke in here or is it too early in our relationship?
  8. There's another house finch
    God--quit staring at me. I know it's empty.