SPOKESPEOPLE FOR THIS TEAM PROFILE ARE THINKING...

We are taking a Team Effectiveness Profile at a work retreat. These five highly emotive people emblazon the cover. Their eyes say...
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  2. White lady
    So intrigued. Ready to develop strategic plans to create the highly effective team of the future. A little concerned too, tbh.
  3. Black man
    Terrified, tbh. What are these white people thinking? Is this one of those standardized tests that black people disproportionately fail? Am I going to get fired later?
  4. Asian woman
    Token Asian. Adequately blank faced. Ready to accept any emotion you want her to. Alternatively: OMG WHAT ARE WE DOING. ACT NORMAL.
  5. Black woman
    Fake smiling, making subtle eye contact with Black man, hoping this doesn't get ugly.
  6. White guy
    Smug AF. Knows he's ACING this anonymous questionnaire.