THINGS I USED TO JUDGE YOU FOR THAT I AM NOW DOING

Sorry.
  1. Ignoring my kids while they pull every bag of chips off the display at Caribou Coffee.
    WHY is it at toddler height? WHY is the coffee shop offering so many varieties of potato chip?
  2. Letting my kids run around the (public) world with dirty, sticky faces.
    And hands.
  3. Allowing my kids to play UNDER the table at a restaurant.
    But look! I'm eating with BOTH of my hands. AND THE ONLY THING IN MY LAP IS A NAPKIN.