So we can go to Mexico. Because we let the terrorists win.
  1. Ok. I need you against the white wall.
    I guess I'll photoshop the hell out of the bad lighting.
  2. Ok. Good.
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  3. Wow. I guess we should do this one at a time.
  4. Ok. Harper first.
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  5. Smile Harper.
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    ???
  6. Maybe a smile with your mouth closed.
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  7. Good. That was good. Now look up.
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  8. You're right. I should have been more specific. Look straight ahead at me.
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  9. MOM I CANT SEEEEE YOU. THE CAMERA IS COVERING YOUR FAAAACE.
  10. Right. I'll move the camera lower so you can. Now smile.
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    I'm gonna grab the cameraaaaaaa
  11. Please don't reach for the camera. Try to hold still.
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  12. Okay. But I need your head level. Looking at me.
  13. ...
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  14. Hmm.
  15. Nailed it.
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  16. Never mind. Let's do Calder.
  17. Calder your turn. Can you go stand against the wall?
  18. ....
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  19. I see how this is going to go. Can you turn around please?
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  20. That adorable! But I need your head straight.
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  21. ...
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  22. ...
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    Meanwhile his sister is laughing in the background further rewarding his antics.
  23. MOM. I NEED YOU TO USE THE FLASH.
  24. (What the hell. Maybe he'll hold still?)
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  25. Ok. Now let's do one without the flash.
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  26. Maybe not so close. Can you back up and try again?
  27. ...
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  28. HALLELUJAH.
  29. Let's try Harper again.
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    And they're both laughing.
  30. I need you to move over into the frame Harper.
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    Laughing so. Hard.
  31. One more?
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    MOM I have a little little tiny chicken. I need to set it down here.
  32. Okay let's take one more.
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