THINGS WAYNE SAID TO CASSANDRA
That I want someone to say to me. Party on.
- •"Was it Kierkegaard or Dick Van Patten who said "If you label me, you negate me"?"
- •"Zang! ("Excellent" in Cantonese)"
- •"I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored."
- •"Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me when I'm an incredibly humungoid giant star?"
- •"Will you still love me when I'm in my hanging-out-with-Ravi-Shankar phase?"
- •"Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase?"
- •"Okay, party. Bonus."
- •"You know, Cassandra, from this height... you could really hock a loogie on someone."