THINGS WAYNE SAID TO CASSANDRA

That I want someone to say to me. Party on.
  1. "Was it Kierkegaard or Dick Van Patten who said "If you label me, you negate me"?"
  2. "Zang! ("Excellent" in Cantonese)"
  3. "I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored."
  4. "Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me when I'm an incredibly humungoid giant star?"
  5. "Will you still love me when I'm in my hanging-out-with-Ravi-Shankar phase?"
  6. "Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase?"
  7. "Okay, party. Bonus."
  8. "You know, Cassandra, from this height... you could really hock a loogie on someone."