Best places to clean when you're angry-drunk
All that furious energy should go somewhere useful!
- •The showerA) The shower is scientifically proven to be the least scrubbed place ever. B) Scrubbing the shower is too boring for sober Heather to want to do. C) All the gunk you normally ignore is so cathartic to get rid of.
- •DishesSee (B) above. Then also you can move to phase 2, sad drunk comfort baking!
- •LaundryI have to do it before I'm hungover and the sound of the dryer eats my brain meat.
- •ToiletFor self explanatory use after that one glass of wine too many.
- •DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MOP