Best places to clean when you're angry-drunk

All that furious energy should go somewhere useful!
  1. The shower
    A) The shower is scientifically proven to be the least scrubbed place ever. B) Scrubbing the shower is too boring for sober Heather to want to do. C) All the gunk you normally ignore is so cathartic to get rid of.
  2. Dishes
    See (B) above. Then also you can move to phase 2, sad drunk comfort baking!
  3. Laundry
    I have to do it before I'm hungover and the sound of the dryer eats my brain meat.
  4. Toilet
    For self explanatory use after that one glass of wine too many.
  5. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MOP