I'm Heather and here's what I believe!
Inspired by @LizDawson
- •I believe you're not allowed to argue about something you haven't thoroughly researchedFree speech sure, but ignorance isn't a valid opinion, and it's not as equally valuable as another person's knowledge.
- •I believe the far left lane on a highway should only be used for actively passing another vehicle.Get outta mah way!
- •I believe the best sound to fall asleep to is rain on a tent roof.
- •I believe puppy/kitty kisses can fix anythingThey're goddamn fluff wizards
- •I believe if I'm watching a sunrise I'd better have a warm drink in my hand.I blame coffee commercials for this necessity
- •I believe wine snobbery is bullshitDrink it from a box if you want, never spend more than $20 on a bottle, I can pair white with steak and red with chicken if I darn well want to! I'm not part of your system!
- •I believe whiskey snobbery is not bullshitIf it's silver, it ain't worth ruining this liver
- •I believe books are the best conversation starters
- •I believe gossip is the best conversation ender"Then Sarah-" oh no my uber is here! You'll have to email me a summary byeeee
- •I believe cookies are the "walkie talkies" of bakingYou mean you cook them? 😮 They should be called sugar-discs but whatever all mighty namer of things.