Lessons Learned Today
- •Squatting in jeans is always a risky moveMaybe shoes shouldn't live so close to the ground.
- •Never save oldest pair of jeans as last clean jeansOr... Only remaining pair.
- •Having a jeans day at work is ruined when you can't wear jeansThe dress code of hell is business casual.
- •I have earned myself 1 month of weight-gain paranoiaHit gym, hit Jim Beam, repeat.
- •At least I get to go shopping?I will only buy jeans that promise to never embarrass me.
- •RIP jeansIt's a pun! Get it? Eh?