GREETING CARDS I NEED IN MY LIFE: APOLOGY EDITION

hallmark hall of fame.
  1. "sorry i suck at parking and almost hit your car"
  2. "sorry i suck at merging lanes and almost hit your car"
  3. "sorry i said you weren't cute in the 8th grade"
  4. "sorry i couldn't hang out because i was hibernating"
  5. "sorry i ate all your fries while you were driving"
  6. "sorry i left my 11th grade poster project in your locker for 9 months"
  7. "sorry i fell off the giant yoga ball and started bleeding and ruined the entire ambiance of our 7th grade gym class"