Misconceptions I Had As A Child
- •Cars didn't move.They were just stationary objects on the earth that rotated and moved the cars along.
- •Strippers were just pretty women.And they got paid just for being pretty, not taking off their clothes. Needless to say my first dream job was a stripper and my grandmother didn't have the heart to tell me the truth so she would tell me when I grew up that we would be strippers together.
- •Everything was alive.I picked up stones to protect them from monsters at night. My room was full of the most random things that I was trying to protect. I basically spoke to them all and thought they spoke back. (I might be crazy.)