How to Get Your Boyfriend to Dump You

This list is in no particular order and not based on personal experience (of getting dumped) but I would ditch a guy for any of these reasons
  1. Shag his father/mother
  2. Shag his brother/sister
  3. Shag any family member or best friend
    Ok shag anyone else
  4. Kill someone
    Or a puppy
  5. Partake in DIY furniture restoration
    Or any DIY project