Boring things I will enjoy doing once I submit my dissertation

So many boring but satisfying things to do! Guilt free!
  1. Prune all my roses
    They're out of control and it hurts my feelings to look at them and keep walking. Itchy gardening fingers!
  2. Organize my bookshelves
    Such a nerdy pleasure awaits: by theme? By author? By colour of spine?
  3. Vacuum
    Listen it's due Monday ok? I don't have any time, only time to write dissertation and use
  4. Clean my windows
    I want them to sparkle like diamonds, dammit
  5. Paint front room
    Because pale pink is just not ok with me, and I'm sick of looking at it.
  6. Draw up a 2017 budget
    Plans for holidays! Plans for home improvements!