THINGS THAT ARE BETTER AT A DISTANCE

  1. Most very tall buildings
  2. People you love whom it would have made sense for you to want to sleep with but who you found out you didn't want to sleep with after you slept with them
  3. College
  4. People you fell in love with on the internet during extended bouts of insomnia
  5. Spending an entire day at the beach
  6. Being very cold
  7. Monet is bad at all distances do not @ me