THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

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  1. I have a sister that is 5 years younger than me.
  2. As you can imagine there was a lot of fighting, teasing but mostly complaining about each other when we were growing up.
  3. Our mother used to tell us that the complaint department was closed. 😫
  4. That department had the weirdest opening hours
  5. It was usually closed on the weekends
  6. It was definitely closed when we were on a holiday
  7. But sometimes it was closed in the middle of the day on a Monday, without a good reason
    🤔
  8. And it was never open if there were guests around
  9. We don't complain so much about each other these days but sometimes we have to complain to each other.
  10. And we always start by asking if The Complaint Department is open.
    'For you it's always open' ❤️
  11. My mom's Complaint Department also got new opening hours a couple of years ago
    'It's always open when you're an adult'
  12. Which is good but I needed it A LOT more when my sister was being a little pain 15 years ago. 😒
  13. (I have used both my sister's & my mom's complaint departments today - the service was excellent 👌🏻)