Inspired by @kate81. Well this wasn't supposed to post now but I can't think of more things so 🙈😳🙃
  1. When I wash the dishes immediately after using them
    This never happens.
  2. When I floss for more than two days in a row
  3. When I make a 'grown up' phone call
    To the bank, the dentist etc.
  4. When I wear lipstick
  5. When I don't call my mom every day
  6. When I send/answer emails