New research has revealed the top ways that rich people die in the modern era
  1. Trying to fly to Martha's Vineyard in inclement weather
  2. Horseback riding
  3. Tripping over tiny purse dog
  4. Skiing
  5. Tiny purse dog attack
  6. Slippery deck shoes while solo yachting
  7. Tiny purse dog riding
  8. Crossed Martha Stewart one too many times