Five Times 2015 Made Me Want to High Five Someone in the Face
i'm glad you asked, @quixotic!
- 1.when i tried to dodge a giant tarantula walking across the street and swerved directly into iti felt bad but i didn't
- 2.when my mom failed to tell me i was on speaker phone while she was driving with my little sister in the car & i proceeded to tell her why i can drive on sativa but not indicaat the end of the day, my youngest sister and i have a realer relationship now. and she knows she cannot decide how she feels about marijuana until she's 18 or i'll kick her little ass
- 3.when my eardrum ruptured the night i walked in the second most important fashion show of my life !!!!!!!!i no longer think that girl interrupted is cool, & i will try my darndest to steer clear of cedars sinai from now on
- 4.when two of my hometown boyfriends proposed to me and neither of them are good kissers#single
- 5.when i realized that all of these things happened in the month of decemberpray 4 me