i'm glad you asked, @quixotic!
  1. when i tried to dodge a giant tarantula walking across the street and swerved directly into it
    i felt bad but i didn't
  2. when my mom failed to tell me i was on speaker phone while she was driving with my little sister in the car & i proceeded to tell her why i can drive on sativa but not indica
    at the end of the day, my youngest sister and i have a realer relationship now. and she knows she cannot decide how she feels about marijuana until she's 18 or i'll kick her little ass
  3. when my eardrum ruptured the night i walked in the second most important fashion show of my life !!!!!!!!
    i no longer think that girl interrupted is cool, & i will try my darndest to steer clear of cedars sinai from now on
  4. when two of my hometown boyfriends proposed to me and neither of them are good kissers
    #single
  5. when i realized that all of these things happened in the month of december
    pray 4 me