Made up L.A. statistics that are more than likely tru

  1. 76% of people that use healing crystals just think they're pretty
  2. every 3 seconds someone is blocking my view of the ocean with their important snaps
  3. 1 in three transplants is crying rn
  4. 98% of porn stars live at the plaza on woodman
  5. 86% of the people in our community have fallen victim to idle chit chat with their uber driver
  6. 1 in 12 disney stars is looking for real friendship