Reasons I Got Fired From Lawry's Prime Rib

  1. must be cause i'm seasoned
  2. my main objective was to sneak as many maraschino cherries as possible
  3. if a customer was rude id give them one of these
  4. i was openly amazed/impressed by how uncanny the resemblance was between the customers and republican political cartoons
  5. i was ver high every day
  6. i found creative ways to make my uniform slutty
  7. my manager was jealous of my untapped potential