Special Skills

  1. crying
    i can do it w/out even trying
  2. trend forecasting
    there's a formula but if i explain it then it's no longer whimsical and "i just threw this on"ish
  3. sleeping
    i fall asleep and wake up with my arm draped across my forehead like a damsel in distress. it's my own archaic fetal position
  4. that's it.
    so, one skill but it's top secret. you'll notice "making lists" is not listed here