1. I see your holiday markets NYC
  2. and the spike in google searches of "All I Want for Christmas"
  3. But thanksgiving hasn't happened
  4. So slow your roll
  5. Make a batch of pumpkin muffins and eat one every day till you run out
  6. Douse yourself in cinnamon
    Use it to decorate your pumpkin ale pint glass
  7. Step on some crunchy leaves
  8. stfu about Starbucks red cups