unemployed & living life to the fullest
  1. An over 21 wristband I always forget to take off
  2. The first tan lines I get in May or April that will never fade
  3. A random scab from inevitably tripping & falling at some point, probably just walking into brunch
  4. a big ass mosquito bite
    Even if I douse myself in Off
  5. A good, lightweight, white v-neck T
    Not tank top. This is important.