PROS & CONS OF MY CURRENT SUNBURN

First Burn 2k16
  1. PRO: did not feel it happening while I was enjoying my pool time
  2. CON: can obviously tell where my spray lotion hit me versus didn't hit me & I'm looking zebra-ish in parts
  3. PRO: new excuse for staying in & not doing things in public
  4. CON: I'm blending in with my garnet shirt
  5. PRO: I smell amazing thanks to coconut oil & lotion
  6. CON: sometimes hurts to move
  7. PRO/CON: have found a new personal meaning for The Weeknds song "Can't Feel My Face"