REAL CONVERSATION THAT JUST HAPPENED

At my sororitys formal
  1. "If there's alcohol involved it's always worse than it seems" -bartender
  2. "He sucks!" -random girl
  3. "You got all dressed up & look beautiful you don't have to deal with his shit. Solo is better" -bartender
  4. "Unless your Han Solo. That first movie... ugh" -same girl
  5. "You don't worry about the idiots you're beautiful, girl" -bartender
  6. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE BATHROOM
  7. I love functions y'all