REALISTIC REFERENCES I WISH I COULD PUT ON A RESUME

  1. "You're charismatic as shit"
    -a friend
  2. "You're pretty decent at Spanish"
    -an old co-worker from my Mexican Restaurant days
  3. "You're a boss bitch & never forget it"
    -A best friend
  4. "Homie... you do a lot"
    -college roommate. this one shows my multi-task skills
  5. "Hey, you're definitely not a failure"
    -this was only said to me yesterday