Reasons My Post-Grad is Crying

Told from the perspective of my mom I guess? Inspired by the tumblr about a toddler
  1. She's rewatching The Office for a 4th time & just got to the Jim/Pam engagement scene
  2. She read a Washington Post article about a 54 year old custodian who graduated this year with a bachelors in engineering after taking class by day/cleaning the school at night
  3. She keeps hearing about chivalrous & beautiful things Bryce Harper is doing
  4. She realized she can't get into football games this fall for free anymore
  5. She has all but 1 of the 13 Series of Unfortunate Events books and the missing one is what she needs to read next