Things Said While My Grandma Is (Currently) In The ER

She fell (God knows how) and we got that dreaded midnight call from the assisted living apartments
  1. "I have an IV???"
    Yes grandma, and it has morphine in it! woohoo!
  2. "We gotta find a happy mediuddle"
    creating new words at 2:30 AM
  3. "Why do certain toenails always grow longer than other toenails?"
    QTNA with my mom at 2:30 AM
  4. "What's quarter to 3 AM without a little a Capella R Kelly in the ER?"
  5. The nurse just quoted Muhammad Ali to my grandma to inspire her strength
    excellent