Things Said While My Grandma Is (Currently) In The ER
She fell (God knows how) and we got that dreaded midnight call from the assisted living apartments
- •"I have an IV???"Yes grandma, and it has morphine in it! woohoo!
- •"We gotta find a happy mediuddle"creating new words at 2:30 AM
- •"Why do certain toenails always grow longer than other toenails?"QTNA with my mom at 2:30 AM
- •"What's quarter to 3 AM without a little a Capella R Kelly in the ER?"
- •The nurse just quoted Muhammad Ali to my grandma to inspire her strengthexcellent