WHAT I REMEMBER SAYING WHILE TIPSY LAST NIGHT
I don't need excuses I'd say this stuff soberly
- •"I'll use this mason jar, I go to school in the SOUTH DAMMIT"
- •"If Marco Rubio wins there will be way more Pete Davidson on SNL"
- •"I already miss Jeb!"
- •I had a full conversation about tacos with the street vendor
- •I love myself