Top 10 Reasons I Love the Mob

(These are in no particular order.)
  1. 1.
    Money, specifically cash
  2. 2.
    They'll kill you if you don't love them
  3. 3.
    Tony Soprano
  4. 4.
    Cannolis
  5. 5.
    Really nice gold jewelry
  6. 6.
    Stereotypes
  7. 7.
    Drugs: doing them, stealing them, selling them
  8. 8.
    "Irregardless"
  9. 9.
    Robbing trucks
  10. 10.
    Family is really important